Ուղեղը, Եվա՛…. Ուղեղը… Անեկդոտ, որը կանայք չեն սիրում
LIFE
Ադամն ու Եվան իրենց կարիքներն են հոգում այգում, երբ նրանց մոտ է գալիս Աստված ու ասում.
-Զավակնե՛րս, ես ձեզ համար երկու նվեր ունեմ, միայն թե դուք պետք է որոշեք` որը ում համար լինի:
Առաջին նվերը` միզել կանգնած…
Այստեղ Ադամը բարձրաձայն գոռում է, թե ինքը ցանկանում է կանգնած միզել ու դրա մասին ամբողջ կյանքում երազել է:
Եվան զիջում է նվերը նրան: Եվ Ադամը սկսում է վազվզել այգով մեկ, թռչկոտում է, աղտոտում շուրջբոլորը` ծառերին, թփերին, ծաղիկներին և պարզապես գետնին:
Եվան կանգնում է Աստծո կողքին, և լռության մեջ նրանք նայում էին այդ խելահեղությանը:
Եվ այստեղ Եվան հարցնում է.
-Տե՛ր իմ, ո՞րն է երկրորդ նվերը:
Աստված ասում է.
-Ուղեղը, Եվա՛…. Ուղեղը… Սակայն ուղեղը ևս ստիպված ենք լինելու Ադամին տալ, այլապես նա այստեղ ամեն բան կապականի:
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